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		<title>JOKE OF THE DAY</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During 3 days of my NLP training, First day (Friday 26th) = bah, lame. 2nd day (Saturday 27th) = 2xbah, lameass. 3rd day (Sunday 28th) = eye wide open mumbling to myself = f**k it. I need 100xACTION.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During 3 days of my NLP training, First day (Friday 26th) = bah, lame. 2nd day (Saturday 27th) = 2xbah, lameass. 3rd day (Sunday 28th) = eye wide open mumbling to myself = f**k it. I need 100xACTION. </p>
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		<title>Windows VS Apple?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft: I am the greatest monopoly. The greatest software maker. The people can&#8217;t resist my windows OS. Haha. And people still kept using Windows till Vista. Apple: So what, I am  the best and greatest eye catching design ever made on earth. No one can really match up to me. *grins* Linux: WOW both of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://ohiit.com/olog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/applevsmicrosoft.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-62" title="applevsmicrosoft" src="http://ohiit.com/olog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/applevsmicrosoft-150x150.jpg" alt="windows vs apple but linux rules the world" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Microsoft:</strong> I am the greatest monopoly. The greatest software maker. The people can&#8217;t resist my windows OS. Haha. And people still kept using Windows till Vista.</p>
<p><strong>Apple:</strong> So what, I am  the best and greatest eye catching design ever made on earth. No one can really match up to me. *grins*</p>
<p><strong>Linux:</strong> WOW both of you guys boasting eh. I am the best virus-free and stable OS on earth. Free and open source as well. Freebies for you all. What can you offer? *chuckles* LOL!!</p>
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		<title>Their journey to Genting Highlands</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Mike, Mick, Adrian: Good luck in Genting Highlands Mike: I &#8216;m afraid to use car. I scared might meet with a mishap. DAMNIT!! I don&#8217;t wanna drive car coz I scared that might meet an accident. Mick: WHAT! OMG!! TOUCHWOOD!! Mike spit your word out. How can you be scared if you are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dedicated to Mike, Mick, Adrian: </strong>Good luck in Genting Highlands</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-21" title="genting_menusign" src="http://ohiit.com/olog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/genting_menusign.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="248" /></p>
<p><strong>Mike:</strong> I &#8216;m afraid to use car. I scared might meet with a mishap. DAMNIT!! I don&#8217;t wanna drive car coz I scared that might meet an accident.</p>
<p><strong>Mick:</strong> WHAT! OMG!! TOUCHWOOD!! Mike spit your word out. How can you be scared if you are really careful? Extremely careful I mean. WTFOMFG!!</p>
<p><strong>Adrian:</strong> Alamak!! I really wish Mike use car coz more safer. If use coach, very long journey and a bummy ride there. You all guys might vomit. People in the coach are unruly and have a smelly body armpit and odour. Can you guys stand it eh?</p>
<p>Rudy comes into the scene,</p>
<p><strong>Rudy:</strong> Come on you guys are old enough to take care of yourself. Be more mature and drive a car. It might give you alot of insight while travelling along the highway of Malaysia. More exposure to roads. End of story. That is it period. I wish you all best of luck in Genting Highlands.</p>
<p>Till 1 weeks later, Mike decide to take coach so Mick and Adrian were forced to go in coach. They went on a trip to Genting Highlands by coach. They were happily looking forward to it but at the same time smell the danger. And suddenly they picture their thoughts of a road danger sign.</p>
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<p><strong>Rudy:</strong> LOL!!</p>
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