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March 29, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY

Filed under: Jokes — ohiit

During 3 days of my NLP training, First day (Friday 26th) = bah, lame. 2nd day (Saturday 27th) = 2xbah, lameass. 3rd day (Sunday 28th) = eye wide open mumbling to myself = f**k it. I need 100xACTION.


September 30, 2008

Windows VS Apple?

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: — ohiit

windows vs apple but linux rules the world

Microsoft: I am the greatest monopoly. The greatest software maker. The people can’t resist my windows OS. Haha. And people still kept using Windows till Vista.

Apple: So what, I am  the best and greatest eye catching design ever made on earth. No one can really match up to me. *grins*

Linux: WOW both of you guys boasting eh. I am the best virus-free and stable OS on earth. Free and open source as well. Freebies for you all. What can you offer? *chuckles* LOL!!


September 28, 2008

Their journey to Genting Highlands

Filed under: Jokes — Tags: — ohiit

Dedicated to Mike, Mick, Adrian: Good luck in Genting Highlands

Mike: I ‘m afraid to use car. I scared might meet with a mishap. DAMNIT!! I don’t wanna drive car coz I scared that might meet an accident.

Mick: WHAT! OMG!! TOUCHWOOD!! Mike spit your word out. How can you be scared if you are really careful? Extremely careful I mean. WTFOMFG!!

Adrian: Alamak!! I really wish Mike use car coz more safer. If use coach, very long journey and a bummy ride there. You all guys might vomit. People in the coach are unruly and have a smelly body armpit and odour. Can you guys stand it eh?

Rudy comes into the scene,

Rudy: Come on you guys are old enough to take care of yourself. Be more mature and drive a car. It might give you alot of insight while travelling along the highway of Malaysia. More exposure to roads. End of story. That is it period. I wish you all best of luck in Genting Highlands.

Till 1 weeks later, Mike decide to take coach so Mick and Adrian were forced to go in coach. They went on a trip to Genting Highlands by coach. They were happily looking forward to it but at the same time smell the danger. And suddenly they picture their thoughts of a road danger sign.

Here is the screenshot:

Rudy: LOL!!


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